Crude Quiz #1 - Who Said It?

Below are crude utterances from two famous Americans: Donald Trump and 70’s sitcom character Archie Bunker. See if you can match the quotation to the person who said it (the answers follow). It’s time to play, “Who Said It?” (Imagine catchy quiz show music playing in the background.)

1. “The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

2. “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.”

3. “I was talking about the Bible, which has nothing to do with the Jews.”

4. “I’m not racist! I’ll be the first to say it; it’s not their fault. . . .” 

5. “I have a great relation with the blacks.”

6. “Born stupid” and “a dummy.”

7. “A dummy who is lost!”

8. She is “crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb—other than that, I like her very much!”

9. “Why don’t you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life?”

10. “His chest is all puffed out like Raquel Welch.”

11. “I don’t have a lot of time for listening to television.”

12. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

13. “There’s nothing wrong with revenge—it’s the best way to get even.”

14. “Tiny children are not horses.”

15. “The country is going straight into the dumper.”

16. “This whole thing with the energy and everything, this is a conspiracy.”

17. “If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you.”

18. “The pope is like the civil service; the guy is in for life.”

19. “The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.”

20. “Bing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing.”

Numbers 3, 4, 9, 10, 13, 15, 16, and 18 were said by Archie Bunker; the rest were said by Donald Trump. How’d you do?

If you scored 19 or more correct: Congratulations, you really know your Donald Trump and Archie Bunker utterances.

If you scored 15 to 18 correct: Pretty good, you understand the difference between Donald Trump and Archie Bunker better than most Americans

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If you scored less than 15 correct: Don’t feel bad, you’re like most Americans; you can’t tell the difference between Donald Trump and Archie Bunker.